Thunderbolts #115 - “Faith in Monsters VI” (2007)

written by Warren Ellis
art by Mike Deodato Jr. & Rain Beredo

Emma Stone yelling she’s sorry at Sandra Oh for Aloha during the Globes, all I could think of

Originally posted by thecoolcoolcat

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

Whatever happened to being weird but like. PG13 weird. Dying ur hair lime green and dancing to synthpop in the grocery store parking lot weird. Why does “im just SO weird lol 😜” have to involve wearing bdsm dog collars and barking at ppl in the mall now…

In Spider-Man: into the Spider-Verse, we meet a female version of Doc Ock, who, while being a villain, is a total badass. Upon introductions, she tells Peter B. Parker that her friends call her Liv. Later, when Miles accidentally lets the villains track him to Aunt May’s, an equally badass woman, who calls her Liv when she comes in. It is canon in the Spider-Man universe that Doc Ock tried to marry Aunt May once. If this is true, we can be led to believe that Aunt May is Bi. In this essay I will

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.

Word.

Black Orpheus [Orfeu Negro], 1959.
Directed by Marcel Camus

@zahnie i am kind of mad tbh bc now i keep thinking about that leverage/batman crossover and it’s ridiculous. they’re using a charity gala as a way to get into the manor. eliot immediately pegs alfred for former mi6, but he can’t figure out what the fuck bruce’s deal is. something about the way he stands or the way he watches the room or his shoulders or something. “is it not distinctive enough?” “oh, it’s distinctive as hell, i just don’t know what it is”. let’s say it’s older bruce so hardison has to get into a hacker fight with tim. sophie can’t grift bc there are too many rich people who’d recognize her in attendance. parker can’t infiltrate the catering service because they run that shit tighter than the white house (WHY is he so paranoid about his CATERERS what the HELL i’ve seen BANKS less lax about tracking employees than this) so she has to pretend to be a model. that backfires so fast because bruce is so nice and wants to know if she’s okay bc she seems uncomfortable. parker is thrilled when she discovers the house is full of secret passages but that also ends poorly when she turns a corner and bruce is standing there like “hey there, you seem lost”. he’s still wearing the tux and drinking his champagne. he helpfully guides her to the bathroom since she is having such trouble finding it. eliot has a tense standoff with alfred bc this is wayne manor alfred and that means he is like an older, british eliot who’ll shoot a motherfucker. hardison and tim get distracted playing wow together and it isn’t clear exactly how that happened. there has to be at least one scene where eliot and bruce are fighting and the rest of the team just watches instead of doing anything useful because it’s actually kind of really hot. they don’t even really hurt each other so it’s fine. probably fine. just let them keep pinning each other to the floor for a while, it’s fine. bruce has a lot of helpful critiques for nate’s plan that nate does not appreciate. the obvious thing is that they figure out he’s batman but it’s kind of funnier if they don’t and just think bruce wayne is an inexplicable bamf. they’ve all learned a valuable lesson about judging people based on appearances. bruce flirts with sophie and nate pretends not to be bitter about it but he gazes out at the gotham skyline and broods. it’s just what happens when you’re in gotham. it’s a very broodworthy skyline. make fun of batman all you want but you look out at that skyline and try not to brood. you can’t. even superman broods. i mean, he looks like he’s brooding. he’s usually trying to remember if he left the oven on because every time he decides to make himself a nice dinner a supervillain attacks and four hours later his baked ziti is charcoal. it still counts as brooding. nate never stood a chance.

I am sorry I keep forgetting jade’s a canon princess

(Her holding him as she called the cops)