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captcreate:

Jesus




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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time




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trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them




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vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

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but he keeps on dodging

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which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

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like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU




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marvelcolm:

"milk is good for your bones!"

*DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK*

I WILL BECOME THE U L T I M A T E S K E L E T O N




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fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.




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tacohellofficial:

diamonds are so bland like there are so many beautiful gems in the world, love yourself and get something that aint the equivalent of over-glorified white bread




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fnafconfessions:

tell me, am i the only one who ends up with THE strangest boner whenever i see a gif of one the animatronics doing the eyebrow wiggle?”




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spoopdogg:

when your friend curses in front of your parents

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gnarly:

single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.




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nishlo:

I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won




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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along




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pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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kimjimwoo:

when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick

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