if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them
i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve
but he keeps on dodging
which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away
like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS
# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU
"milk is good for your bones!"
*DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK*
I WILL BECOME THE U L T I M A T E S K E L E T O N
He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.
diamonds are so bland like there are so many beautiful gems in the world, love yourself and get something that aint the equivalent of over-glorified white bread
“tell me, am i the only one who ends up with THE strangest boner whenever i see a gif of one the animatronics doing the eyebrow wiggle?”
when your friend curses in front of your parents
single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001
*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything
when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick