Artist miles, musicians gwen and hobie. I think Pav's artsy thing would be crafting/jewelry making/embroidery 🤷

Shoutout to all the anarchists out there. How do I handle confrontation without the need to puke?

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool
😀 "they're free," hehe!
🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool
😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

ALT

There is no time to get dressed. The horse is calling.

What if I were to describe Nimona in one fanart 😈 has anyone done this yet?!

Reference image below for ur shipping + wingperson memes

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Spiderling HCs [YIPIEE]

• Hobbie is British/Jamaican so I know he fucks up a mango. I’m talking straight off the tree in right into the flesh. He gets stares
• Margo is FNAF fan. She’s watched every recap and theory. Her fav is Bonnie.
• Gwen is good at learning an foot heavy hobby. Skating, Roller skating, soccer, you name it shes a little bit above her learning limit
• The spiderlings all dye their hair together. Pav gets a strip, Margo uses a tiny tiny bit of temp dye, Hobie goes for the tips, Gwen gets her reg but with a different color, and Miles gets a section
• Jess ends up helping them with homework. Miguel is too scary, they end up hep by Peter more than him helping them and Lyla just gives them the answers. Jess ended up stepping in bc she “wasn’t going to have idiots as her protégés”
• Miguel and Miles are IPad kids. If you try to talk to them while they are eating and watching something they visibly get upset
• ITSV group are Minecraft players and ATSV group are Roblox players
• Hobie is the equivalent of stomping your sketchers in the dark but instead he turns a different color
• Group cosplays all around. Top ideas are Sonic, Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing and MHA
• Miles falls down the dnd pipeline and teaches all his friends to play just enough so he can play one shots(yes this includes the adults and parents)
• Margo and Pav are designated camera ppl. They are organizing the group, finding the best lighting, getting it together for the camera
• “Stays in the box Miles” vs “ wow! I need to display outside the box! ” Gwen( only way I’ll except her opening his action figure)
• Miles hits triple homicide by being part of the blk, nd, and lgbtq club at HQ (gah damn 😭)
• They have comparing nights where they find one thing and have a sleepover talking about dimensions differences and which ones better
• Miles reads anything PJ or Rick ajecent . His favs are PJO, Kane, and Tristan
• Miguel’s room is designed nap time(yes from that one fic). Once they got over their fear they realized that the other spiders didn’t. If they were quite enough they could just sneak in the room and make a little hammock or bed(depends in the platform is high or low)
• ^^^Miles was the last one to do this alone(bc he’s went with one of the other spiderlings) but when he did it my god was knocked tf out 😭

TEAM MILES ✨💯‼️

What if everyone in Gotham knows who Batman is? They all know, they just don’t say anything. It’s not something that is spoken of or acknowledged in any way, other than the occasional glance or shared look of understanding. But they all know. Except for Brucie Wayne. Lord bless their himbo sunshine child, but he seems to be the only person in Gotham that doesn’t know who Batman is. He must be protected at all costs.

Everyone in Gotham knows who Batman is. (They’re wrong)

Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell

Dank spidey memes

Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯